Pencils for Fucking Birthdays


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Pencils for Fucking Birthdays

Fucking Birthdays Pencils

8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

  • I guess you want a present now, huh
  • happy. birthday. to. me.
  • oh, you're sooo special today 
  • hey, at least I remembered 
  • you're not old, you're ancient 
  • you're lucky I have to be nice to you
  • go on. cry if you want to.
  • slightly expired

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8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils Made in the USA

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