Whiskey River

Fortune Candle-Adult


Regular price $20.00
Fortune Candle-Adult
Like a fortune cookie, but a candle! Have your fortune told as the candle burns! Your hidden fortune is revealed as the candle burns. Sold as a 4-pack set with 4 different mystery fortunes.

The Adult Themed includes "Many people secretly think you are sexy. Other people just kind of think you're a tramp." and 3 other surprise fortunes!

We love Chinese food and all, but honestly the best part is the fortune cookie. And since Veggie Lo Mein is now off-limits–Atkins, man–we had the boys in the lab cook these babies up instead. Through the ancient science of heat and light, your fortune will appear as the candle burns. Confucius said, “Better to light one small candle than curse the darkness.” Smart guy.

Hidden Fortune Candles:
Duo-wick soy wax candle with heat-sensitive label.
Size: 3 ½″ H × 3 ¼″ D.
Burn time: 40 hours.
Net weight: 9 ounces.

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